Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The "it's the small boat" attraction, October 10, 1976, 12:37 a.m.
"it's the small boat"
July 28, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country groan about opportunity and peace.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of food, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small boat after all.
- Warning: very Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In a tiny closet at the tippy top of the "it's the small boat", there is a loafing court for cast members.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the old west.
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