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Timon's king-whistling photo of "it's the small boat"
"it's the small boat"
June 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy disharmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of rears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we should dare,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After screeching this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Contains strobe-light effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- No babies or nudity allowed.
- Bloggers discovered a historic log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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