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The "it's the small boat" attraction at night
"it's the small boat"
January 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small boat after all.
- Warning: in many cases, Disney-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for wimps.
- Roy Disney had a secret office planned for the space behind a secret door in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a corporate Slinky Dog when you pass through the waiting room.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to populate everyone in the United States' nightmares for a year.
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