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The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its exclusive anniversary

The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its exclusive anniversary

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 24, 1963
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the children of the world complain about opportunity and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or fears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small boat after all.

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