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The "it's the small boat" attraction, July 15, 1992, 6:79 a.m.
"it's the small boat"
June 13, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the country sing about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or ears,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small boat after all.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may make silly comments to you.
- If you are traveling with small children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet place.
- Pegleg Pete was once seen crashing this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the second room.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 9%.
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