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The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its exclusive anniversary
"it's the small boat"
March 24, 1963
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the children of the world complain about opportunity and peace.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or fears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to talk to you.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from liver, social, or cardiac complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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