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A supersonic view of "it's the small boat" when it's covered in tarps
"it's the small boat"
May 5, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the children of the world bellow about beauty and glory as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or beers,
its a boat of food, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time twice over,
it's the small boat after all.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too boring for immature chickens.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- On its third year after the park opened, the "it's the small boat" immediately sank.
- Most guests perceive this attraction's duration to be twice its actual duration.
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