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The "it's the small boat" attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt
"it's the small boat"
March 12, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the dinky barely mobile American Idol rejects of the world sing about happiness and trenchcoats.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or ears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small boat after all.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- You must be at least as high as a caterpillar to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum width 87".
- Make sure to keep your hats and opinions away from the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from October 20 to December 16.
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