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The "it's the small boat" attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

The "it's the small boat" attraction as seen from the top of ancient Egypt

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 12, 1976
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the dinky barely mobile American Idol rejects of the world sing about happiness and trenchcoats.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or ears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the small boat after all.

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