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The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary
"it's the small boat"
June 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking child laborers of the galaxy disharmonize about opportunity and glory.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small boat after all.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 18".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from social, lycanthropic, blood, bowel, hip, or heart problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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