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The "it's the small boat" thrill ride during repairs
"it's the small boat"
July 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)
Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or careers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this thrill ride alone.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children, low blood pressure, excessive drooling, valuable clothing, or neck, knee, elbow, stomach, viral, or spinal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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