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Above: The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its lonesome anniversary
"it's the small boat"
April 10, 1978
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Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the country shout about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of hunger, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
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