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The "it's the small boat" attraction at night

The "it's the small boat" attraction at night

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1992
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Eight mice


Float past scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy groan about sappiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in a chair,
it's the small boat after all.

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