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The "it's the small boat" attraction, daringly considered to be the only bad attraction at Disneyland

Below: The "it's the small boat" attraction, daringly considered to be the only bad attraction at Disneyland

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 12, 1973
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the country bellow about joy and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or fears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small boat after all.

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