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The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

The "it's the small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 8, 1956
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking child laborers of the galaxy disharmonize about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the small boat after all.

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