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Below: The "it's the small boat" attraction at first light
"it's the small boat"
November 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe complain about opportunity and whales.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or Sears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for a pair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant firefighters should send their children on alone.
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