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The "it's the small boat" attraction, June 26, 2014, 2:03 a.m.

Above: The "it's the small boat" attraction, June 26, 2014, 2:03 a.m.

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 24, 1982
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the planet complain about sappiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's the small boat after all.

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