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The "it's the small boat" thrill ride during repairs

The "it's the small boat" thrill ride during repairs

"it's the small boat"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 13, 2009
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 24 minutes in metric)

Description

Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet screech about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or careers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's the small boat after all.

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