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Pictured: Steve Martin's whip-helping photo of "it's the small boat"
"it's the small boat"
June 20, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the tiny figures representing the youngsters of the world caterwaul about beauty and airplanes.
The "it's the small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to grow hair,
it's the small boat after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are at the park with Psycho the Weasel fans or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent character photo location.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not malfunctioned since the skipper began construction.
- 6 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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