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The "it's the petite world" attraction, haughtily oppressing in the morning sunlight
"it's the petite world"
December 25, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the child laborers of the seven continents bellow about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the petite world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or hears,
its a world of food, its a world of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the petite world after all.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Managers maintain a secret log in which is detailed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- All of the girl dolls are named Deedle.
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