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Pictured: The "it's the nano world" attraction during refurbishment
"it's the nano world"
December 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 31 minutes by motorcar)
An average of five churros (according to www.MichaelEisnerOnline.com)
Cruise by scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the universe bellow about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the nano world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we're all there,
it's the nano world after all.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by lost pin traders.
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