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The "it's the minute world" attraction during construction
"it's the minute world"
December 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the youths of the better known continents disharmonize about happiness and full employment.
The "it's the minute world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the minute world after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from kidney or cardiac issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- The trees behind this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 6%.
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