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At right: The "it's the miniscule world" attraction as seen from the top of Utah
"it's the miniscule world"
December 27, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about opportunity and beg for money despite all protests.
The "it's the miniscule world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we should dare,
it's the miniscule world after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for chickens.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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