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The "it's the miniscule world" attraction, roundly considered to be the worst infectious attraction at Disneyland

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"it's the miniscule world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 15, 1997
Duration: 87 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe complain about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the miniscule world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of food, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the miniscule world after all.

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