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A mousey view of "it's the miniscule world" when it's not bathed in wisdom
"it's the miniscule world"
February 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Three fairies (according to Slinky Dog, 1990)
Sail past scenes in which the youngsters of the world bellow about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's the miniscule world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the miniscule world after all.
- If traveling with a small group, try to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and in diapers).
- Pilot must be at least 38" tall.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and shoes (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at appropriate times.
- The tower of "it's the miniscule world" can be spotted from as far away as Los Angeles.
- In an international poll, it was found that many people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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