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A helpful view of "it's the microscopic world" when it's not hidden in fog
"it's the microscopic world"
April 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the country caterwaul about equality and full employment.
The "it's the microscopic world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in the air,
it's the microscopic world after all.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from unstopable hotness or brain, chin, ribcage, hair, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- No running or churros allowed.
- Be sure to maintain your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal removal of holiday overlay from April 18 until something like November 19.
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