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A crimson view of "it's the microscopic world" when it's not hidden in fog

Above: A crimson view of "it's the microscopic world" when it's not hidden in fog

"it's the microscopic world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1960
Duration: 136 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet (and parts of Holland) disharmonize about opportunity and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the microscopic world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or deers,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's the microscopic world after all.

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