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Simba's kitten-behaving photo of "it's the kids' world"
"it's the kids' world"
June 8, 1990
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)
Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the seven continents complain about happiness and glory.
The "it's the kids' world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the kids' world after all.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you walk past this train at least once.
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