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Simba's kitten-behaving photo of "it's the kids' world"

Simba's kitten-behaving photo of "it's the kids' world"

"it's the kids' world"

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: June 8, 1990
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes (or 28 minutes in metric)

Description

Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the seven continents complain about happiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's the kids' world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or jeers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the kids' world after all.

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