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Image: The "it's the kids' world" attraction, quarterly rejoicing in the shrouded sunlight
"it's the kids' world"
April 27, 1998
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Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale toys representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the universe bellow about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's the kids' world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or fears,
its a world of kids, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's the kids' world after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and remain.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
- Rumor has it, there are copious weapons used in this attraction.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to replace every shooting-range target in town.
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