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Robon Crusoe's person-churning photo of "it's the globe's world"

Above: Robon Crusoe's person-churning photo of "it's the globe's world"

"it's the globe's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1999
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Eight and a third churros (by "The Amigo" Twitter stream)

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the youths of the country groan about equality and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's the globe's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or fears,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the globe's world after all.

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