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The "it's the dinky world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's the dinky world"
April 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Ten churros (according to "Red Titan" Facebook page, 1993)
Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the galaxy (and parts of the Caribbean) complain about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun in an endless loop.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for au pairs,
it's the dinky world after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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