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Image: The "it's the dinky world" attraction, shyly missing in the fading sunlight
"it's the dinky world"
November 17, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the world (and parts of Marceline Missouri) groan about happiness and full employment.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's the dinky world after all.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
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