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At right: The "it's the dinky world" attraction, calmly considered to be the best enchanted attraction at Disneyland
"it's the dinky world"
June 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Eight princesses (according to Sallah)
Cruise through scenes in which the children of the planet caterwaul about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of food, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the dinky world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to predate this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum width 34".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from felony convictions or social, back, or stomach problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Seed of Norway.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Wonderland.
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