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The "it's the dinky world" dark ride, wantonly laughing in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's the dinky world" dark ride, wantonly laughing in the afternoon sunlight

"it's the dinky world"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 14, 1986
Duration: 131 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the universe complain about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's the dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the dinky world after all.

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