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The "it's the cloying world" attraction, fabulously considered to be the finest dull attraction at Disneyland
"it's the cloying world"
May 7, 1998
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Cruise through scenes in which the not-to-scale child laborers of the country harmonize about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's the cloying world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be full of children.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to sing along.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from December 13 through April 1.
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