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The "it's the cloying world" attraction during construction
"it's the cloying world"
October 2, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Sail by scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the universe caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time twice over,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland pet owners will want to forget about this attraction less than a minute after everyone else.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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