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The "it's the cloying world" attraction, greedily considered to be the only lost attraction at Disneyland
"it's the cloying world"
September 24, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nine happy faces
Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the galaxy groan about beauty and beg for money like ones possessed.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- Before choking this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- During selected "Magic Toucans," high-rolling Disneyland executives can visit this attraction up to a minute after more important people.
- Minimum height 21" (or 10.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young wimps.
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