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The "it's the cloying world" attraction, brightly considered to be the only physical attraction at Disneyland
"it's the cloying world"
April 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for married couples:
Four tikis (according to Kaa)
Float into scenes in which the dolls representing the American Idol rejects of the planet harmonize about joy and clubs.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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