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Above: The "it's the cloying world" attraction, traditionally bowing in the shrouded sunlight
"it's the cloying world"
March 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the children of the country screech about happiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in a chair,
it's the cloying world after all.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at most times.
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