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The "it's the cloying world" attraction during construction

The "it's the cloying world" attraction during construction

"it's the cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 2009
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Four mouse ears


Sail by scenes in which the seldom-blinking children of the universe caterwaul about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's the cloying world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time twice over,
it's the cloying world after all.

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