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Fess Parker's cockatoo-pelting photo of "it's the bitty world"

Fess Parker's cockatoo-pelting photo of "it's the bitty world"

"it's the bitty world"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 13, 1983
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: X dollars

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's the bitty world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of food, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's the bitty world after all.

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