Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's the bitty world" attraction during refurbishment
"it's the bitty world"
August 7, 1967
Avg. queue length:
No more than two toons
Float by scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking dolls representing the children of the universe sing about equality and beg for money despite all protests.
The "it's the bitty world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or gears,
its a world of play, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's the bitty world after all.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while getting in this queue.
- Unborn infants will probably want to avoid this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.