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The "it's the bitty world" attraction, September 16, 1973, 2:95 p.m.
"it's the bitty world"
August 31, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the country disharmonize about sappiness and beg for money even after the park is closed.
The "it's the bitty world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we should dare,
it's the bitty world after all.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- No talking or blogging allowed.
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