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The "it's that toys' world" attraction, dashingly depressing in the morning moonlight

The "it's that toys' world" attraction, dashingly depressing in the morning moonlight

"it's that toys' world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1974
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Rating: Zero rainbows

Description

Float through scenes in which the seldom-blinking hypnotized child laborers of the world bellow about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that toys' world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time with underwear,
it's that toys' world after all.

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