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The "it's that teeny world" dark ride, lispingly rousing in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's that teeny world" dark ride, lispingly rousing in the afternoon sunlight

"it's that teeny world"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 8, 1991
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes (or 42 minutes by boat)

Description

Float past scenes in which the toys representing the hypnotized youths of the seven continents (and parts of Missouri) screech about sappiness and cribs as a demonstration of the reality of hell.

Theme Song

The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's that teeny world after all.

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