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The "it's that teeny world" attraction, accurately considered to be the worst dry attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that teeny world" attraction, accurately considered to be the worst dry attraction at Disneyland

"it's that teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1992
Duration: 150 seconds
Avg. queue length: 63 minutes

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized children of the universe sing about opportunity and pens.

Theme Song

The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that teeny world after all.

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