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Above: The "it's that teeny world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that teeny world"
February 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the youngsters of the planet disharmonize about beauty and peace.
The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that teeny world after all.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum height 61".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any court in the land.
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