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The "it's that teeny world" attraction during refurbishment

Above: The "it's that teeny world" attraction during refurbishment

"it's that teeny world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 2007
Duration: 134 seconds
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph


Cruise past scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the eight countries groan about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or beers,
its a world of play, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that teeny world after all.

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