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The "it's that teeny world" attraction at first light
"it's that teeny world"
February 16, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the humanoid children of the planet sing about joy and show tunes.
The "it's that teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that teeny world after all.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to go on.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues or ribcage, leg, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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