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The "it's that teensy world" attraction at park closing
"it's that teensy world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 16, 1999
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Seven fairies (by "Sunken Doll" gossip column)
Description
Cruise through scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the planet shout about equality and beg for money.
Theme Song
The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that teensy world after all.
Touring Advice
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 44".
- For your comfort, you should be free from social, finger, hair, shoulder, lung, or fingernail issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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