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The "it's that teensy world" attraction, January 20, 1980, 6:52 a.m.

Above: The "it's that teensy world" attraction, January 20, 1980, 6:52 a.m.

"it's that teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 2, 1984
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the universe (and parts of the Death Star) disharmonize about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that teensy world after all.

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