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"it's that teensy world", a favorite ride of Mary Poppins

Pictured: "it's that teensy world", a favorite ride of Mary Poppins

"it's that teensy world"

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 24, 1998
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes


Float past scenes in which the dinky youths of the galaxy shout about equality and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's that teensy world after all.

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