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The "it's that small verse" dark ride, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary

The "it's that small verse" dark ride, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary

"it's that small verse"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 23, 1970
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero churros

Description

Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe bellow about happiness and glory in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's that small verse" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a verse of happy, a verse or beers,
its a verse of hopes, its a verse of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that small verse after all.

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