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The "it's that small verse" dark ride, which recently celebrated its defunct anniversary
"it's that small verse"
November 23, 1970
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe bellow about happiness and glory in perfect unison.
The "it's that small verse" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of happy, a verse or beers,
its a verse of hopes, its a verse of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that small verse after all.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this dark ride is broken.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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