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The "it's that small verse" attraction at park opening
"it's that small verse"
September 24, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the not-to-scale youngsters of the country caterwaul about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small verse" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of children, a verse or ears,
its a verse of kids, its a verse of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that small verse after all.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant aliens should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and opinions within the vehicle at appropriate times.
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