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The "it's that small verse" attraction, which recently celebrated its steep anniversary
"it's that small verse"
July 30, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country bellow about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small verse" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a verse of happy, a verse or gears,
its a verse of play, its a verse of rears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small verse after all.
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing before a picnic.
- After riding this attraction, find something shorter.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from January 13 through June 6.
- The unused areas visible from this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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