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"it's that small thing", a favorite attraction of Monsanto
"it's that small thing"
March 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the tiny barely mobile figures representing the child laborers of the country caterwaul about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of glory, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small thing after all.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 49".
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