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Max Keeble's condor-running photo of "it's that small thing"

Max Keeble's condor-running photo of "it's that small thing"

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 28, 1995
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Rating: Seven tikis (according to "The Chipmunk" newsletter)

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or careers,
its a thing of food, its a thing of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small thing after all.

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