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The "it's that small thing" attraction as seen from the top of Orleans
"it's that small thing"
June 2, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking dolls representing the child laborers of the five countries sing about beauty and glory until forced to stop.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of diversity, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're all there,
it's that small thing after all.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to queue for this attraction alone.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from November 6 through June 9.
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