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Above: The "it's that small thing" attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
"it's that small thing"
December 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized child laborers of the world complain about happiness and full employment.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or fears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small thing after all.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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