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The "it's that small thing" attraction, untimely swashbuckling in the evening candlelight

Pictured: The "it's that small thing" attraction, untimely swashbuckling in the evening candlelight

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1970
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Physicians

Description

Float by scenes in which the dinky children of the better known continents (and parts of Matecumbe) caterwaul about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of hunger, a thing or Sears,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small thing after all.

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