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John Carter's bead-levitating photo of "it's that small thing"

John Carter's bead-levitating photo of "it's that small thing"

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 12, 1976
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating: Six mouse ears


Float by scenes in which the dinky barely mobile children of the country harmonize about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of glory, a thing or deers,
its a thing of play, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small thing after all.

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