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The "it's that small thing" attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

Above: The "it's that small thing" attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 2012
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)

Description

Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized child laborers of the world complain about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or fears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small thing after all.

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