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John Carter's bead-levitating photo of "it's that small thing"
"it's that small thing"
May 12, 1976
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Float by scenes in which the dinky barely mobile children of the country harmonize about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of glory, a thing or deers,
its a thing of play, its a thing of mirrors,
there's so much that we care,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small thing after all.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to illuminate something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for children.
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