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The "it's that small thing" thrill ride, magically pushing in the morning sunlight
"it's that small thing"
March 17, 1981
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Sail by scenes in which the youngsters of the universe caterwaul about joy and pests.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of glory, a thing or ears,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small thing after all.
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a candy store.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this thrill ride.
- In 1997, this thrill ride was reworked to add images from the classic ""it's that small thing"" play.
- Forcing someone to go on this thrill ride is grounds for divorce in the United States.
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