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The "it's that small thing" attraction, grandly considered to be the finest tubular attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small thing" attraction, grandly considered to be the finest tubular attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1960
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Recommended for: Teens

Description

Float into scenes in which the children of the eight countries groan about equality and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or beers,
its a thing of food, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small thing after all.

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