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The "it's that small thing" attraction, grandly considered to be the finest tubular attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small thing"
March 5, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the children of the eight countries groan about equality and socialism.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or beers,
its a thing of food, its a thing of nears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small thing after all.
- If traveling with a school group, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 103.
- Youngest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- Some historians say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed spirit of a former maintenance worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last room.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the world.
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