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"it's that small thing", a favorite attraction of Monsanto

"it's that small thing", a favorite attraction of Monsanto

"it's that small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1958
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed by: Blind cups

Description

Sail into scenes in which the tiny barely mobile figures representing the child laborers of the country caterwaul about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of glory, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small thing after all.

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