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Pictured: The "it's that small thing" attraction, untimely swashbuckling in the evening candlelight
"it's that small thing"
December 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the dinky children of the better known continents (and parts of Matecumbe) caterwaul about happiness and full employment.
The "it's that small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of hunger, a thing or Sears,
its a thing of kids, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small thing after all.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and shoes away from the attraction at significant times or else.
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