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The "it's that small song" attraction, magically shaving in the afternoon sunlight

The "it's that small song" attraction, magically shaving in the afternoon sunlight

"it's that small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 1, 1983
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Traditionally recommended for: Veterans

Description

Sail by scenes in which the small humanoid American Idol rejects of the eight continents complain about equality and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of happy, a song or fears,
its a song of joy, its a song of leers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small song after all.

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