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The "it's that small song" attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

The "it's that small song" attraction as seen from the top of the Nile

"it's that small song"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 17, 2002
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: Seven and a fraction plusses

Description

Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking American Idol rejects of the planet groan about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small song" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a song of children, a song or hears,
its a song of kids, its a song of mirrors,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's that small song after all.

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