Massive Johnsonland Attraction Database
The "it's that small room" attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Johnsonland
"it's that small room"
January 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're tall)
Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the country bellow about opportunity and togetherness.
The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of glory, a room or dears,
its a room of food, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small room after all.
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be dominated by impatient Shriners.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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