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The "it's that small room" attraction, again considered to be the premier intercontinental attraction at Disney Land
"it's that small room"
June 20, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the tiny barely mobile hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world screech about equality and glory as a demonstration of the reality of hell.
The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of glory, a room or fears,
its a room of kids, its a room of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's that small room after all.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious mannequins.
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are bored.
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