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The "it's that small room" attraction, chaotically considered to be the only undersea attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small room"
September 8, 2009
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 29 minutes in metric)
Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the country sing about opportunity and togetherness long into the night.
The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a room of children, a room or fears,
its a room of play, its a room of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time we're all there,
it's that small room after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- CAUTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or attention-span, chin, liver, chest, skin, or blood issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Above this attraction can be found the exclusive members-only Nightclub 86 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where dumpling is recommended.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in any state in the union.
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