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The "it's that small room" attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Johnsonland

The "it's that small room" attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst secondary attraction at Johnsonland

"it's that small room"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1961
Duration: 62 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're tall)

Description

Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the country bellow about opportunity and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's that small room" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a room of glory, a room or dears,
its a room of food, its a room of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small room after all.

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