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The "it's that small ride" attraction at midday

The "it's that small ride" attraction at midday

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1984
Duration: 110 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph


Cruise into scenes in which the figures representing the children of the world caterwaul about joy and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small ride after all.

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