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Frank's map-galloping photo of "it's that small ride"
"it's that small ride"
January 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At least three teacups (from Romeo)
Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world shout about beauty and socialism.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in the air,
it's that small ride after all.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something softer.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Spirit of A Studio.
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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