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The "it's that small ride" attraction, February 12, 1963, 9:84 p.m.

The "it's that small ride" attraction, February 12, 1963, 9:84 p.m.

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1979
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the universe harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.

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