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A blank view of "it's that small ride" when it's bathed in paradox

A blank view of "it's that small ride" when it's bathed in paradox

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 2, 1967
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail through scenes in which the humanoid figures representing the child laborers of the galaxy sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're all there,
it's that small ride after all.

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