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The "it's that small ride" attraction, positively considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland

At right: The "it's that small ride" attraction, positively considered to be the best scandalous attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 2001
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the tiny child laborers of the universe screech about beauty and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of leers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small ride after all.

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