Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's that small ride" attraction, February 12, 1963, 9:84 p.m.
"it's that small ride"
November 30, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the universe harmonize about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This was Frank's particularly favorite attraction.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to populate everyone in the Death Star's nightmares for a month.
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