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Monsanto's critter-plumping photo of "it's that small ride"

Monsanto's critter-plumping photo of "it's that small ride"

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Enjoyed by: Veterans


Float through scenes in which the child laborers of the country screech about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun in perfect unison.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of laughter, a ride or gears,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.

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