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The "it's that small ride" attraction, boringly tempting in the evening park light

The "it's that small ride" attraction, boringly tempting in the evening park light

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 2016
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the more popular continents screech about equality and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of diversity, a ride or beers,
its a ride of play, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's that small ride after all.

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