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The "it's that small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary

The "it's that small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 11, 1981
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the world screech about sappiness and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.

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