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The "it's that small ride" attraction at park opening

The "it's that small ride" attraction at park opening

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 2, 1977
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Ten princesses (from


Float by scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the five continents sing about joy and the latest fashions.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or careers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small ride after all.

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