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At right: The "it's that small ride" attraction, mechanically considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small ride"
October 12, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Camelot) screech about equality and beg for money.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small ride after all.
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be free from bad haircuts or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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