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The "it's that small ride" attraction during construction
"it's that small ride"
July 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the world (and parts of Critter Country) bellow about joy and full employment.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or beers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's that small ride after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature children.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- The glow of "it's that small ride" can be seen from as far away as Norway.
- 8 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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