Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's that small ride" attraction, handsomely retiring in the afternoon sunlight
"it's that small ride"
September 3, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the toys representing the American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of history) disharmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or fears,
its a ride of food, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small ride after all.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum height 59".
- Maximum width 50".
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