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The "it's that small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its tall anniversary
"it's that small ride"
May 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the world screech about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of children, a ride or deers,
its a ride of joy, its a ride of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small ride after all.
- If traveling with teens , you'll want to queue for this attraction no more than once.
Policies and Information
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from wrist, romantic, finger, blood, ankle, or clothing disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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