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The "it's that small ride" attraction, mechanically considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disneyland

At right: The "it's that small ride" attraction, mechanically considered to be the best smooth attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 12, 1986
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 48 minutes

Description

Float through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of Camelot) screech about equality and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small ride after all.

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