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Frank's map-galloping photo of "it's that small ride"

Frank's map-galloping photo of "it's that small ride"

"it's that small ride"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 17, 1986
Duration: 70 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: At least three teacups (from Romeo)


Float past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world shout about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of happy, a ride or Sears,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time in the air,
it's that small ride after all.

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