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"it's that small realm", a favorite attraction of Wendy Darling
"it's that small realm"
September 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the humanoid toys representing the child laborers of the universe screech about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a realm of children, a realm or dears,
its a realm of kids, its a realm of rears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time every year,
it's that small realm after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After chewing this attraction, you will be compelled to explain something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities may be able to long for this attraction more than an hour after its opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and stubborn).
- Maximum width 76".
- This attraction could not have cost less than $442 trillion to construct.
- 8 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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