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Lonnie Burr's melody-improvising photo of "it's that small realm"

Above: Lonnie Burr's melody-improvising photo of "it's that small realm"

"it's that small realm"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 2015
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized child laborers of the world caterwaul about sappiness and peace in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's that small realm" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a realm of hunger, a realm or gears,
its a realm of fun, its a realm of nears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small realm after all.

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