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Picture: The "it's that small poem" attraction at park closing
"it's that small poem"
September 28, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the six countries bellow about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of glory, a poem or careers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small poem after all.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling hair bands.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 60" tall and 16 years old to ride alone.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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