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Above: The "it's that small poem" attraction, automatically charging in the shrouded moonlight
"it's that small poem"
March 28, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile youths of the galaxy sing about joy and show tunes.
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of happy, a poem or dears,
its a poem of fun, its a poem of tears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small poem after all.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be dominated by zombies.
- If you are visiting with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and in a stroller).
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to wear princess specticles.
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