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Above: The "it's that small poem" attraction, criminally considered to be the finest scary attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small poem"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 1971
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Men
Description
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the world (and parts of Fantasia) caterwaul about equality and the latest fashions even after the park is closed.
Theme Song
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of laughter, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time in the air,
it's that small poem after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as this page to avoid a convenience fee.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
Trivia
- On its third day of operation, the "it's that small poem" nearly was mislayed.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in a burning cabin.
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