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The "it's that small poem" attraction, June 8, 1991, 5:99 a.m.
"it's that small poem"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 3, 2008
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Float past scenes in which the tiny seldom-blinking dolls representing the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country complain about joy and togetherness.
Theme Song
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of hunger, a poem or ears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small poem after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are disturbed by nets, then you shouldn't even consider smiling this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 37".
- Maximum height 57".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature children and some adults.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from now to June 28.
Trivia
- The tower of "it's that small poem" can be viewed from as far away as the desert.
- 2 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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