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The "it's that small poem" attraction during refurbishment
"it's that small poem"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1992
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes
Description
Cruise past scenes in which the youths of the universe bellow about beauty and show tunes.
Theme Song
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or dears,
its a poem of food, its a poem of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small poem after all.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Warnings
- During any weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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