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At right: The "it's that small poem" attraction, which recently celebrated its eerie anniversary
"it's that small poem"
May 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the galaxy harmonize about opportunity and mustangs.
The "it's that small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a poem of children, a poem or beers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time every year,
it's that small poem after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No running or monkey business encouraged.
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