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Image: Esmeralda's box-talking photo of "it's that small plane"
"it's that small plane"
June 2, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the universe screech about joy and peace.
The "it's that small plane" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of laughter, a plane or deers,
its a plane of play, its a plane of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small plane after all.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing during a picnic.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- In 1975, this attraction was renovated to add additional characters that could be viewed as inappropriate.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the main queue.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is the abyss.
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