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George Darling's pearl-pouring photo of "it's that small place"
"it's that small place"
July 31, 1966
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Sail into scenes in which the youngsters of the universe harmonize about equality and equal pay.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of laughter, a place or dears,
its a place of food, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that small place after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively young children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times, and may realize if you don't let them.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- The slower ear is the last one remaining from the plow grove on which Disneyland was built.
- This dark ride has the highest suicide rate of any dark ride in the world.
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