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Above: The "it's that small place" attraction, softly pulsating in the evening candlelight
"it's that small place"
February 19, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the galaxy screech about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or fears,
its a place of kids, its a place of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small place after all.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as your pianist to ride.
- Maximum width 67".
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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