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The "it's that small place" attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
"it's that small place"
February 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the galaxy screech about equality and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or dears,
its a place of fun, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time every year,
it's that small place after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from unstopable drooling or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- In 1974, this attraction was updated to tone down artwork that could be seen as out of date.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is torture.
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