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The "it's that small place" attraction at park opening
"it's that small place"
June 28, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the figures representing the youths of the galaxy (and parts of the deep) shout about joy and the latest fashions like government propaganda workers.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or dears,
its a place of fun, its a place of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small place after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been sponsored since the park was conceived.
- All of the boy dolls are named Ollie Johnson.
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