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The "it's that small place" attraction at midday

The "it's that small place" attraction at midday

"it's that small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 18, 2005
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes


Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale youngsters of the eight countries complain about sappiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of happy, a place or careers,
its a place of food, its a place of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time twice over,
it's that small place after all.

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