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Robin Crusoe's mint-debuting photo of "it's that small place"

Robin Crusoe's mint-debuting photo of "it's that small place"

"it's that small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1985
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Rating: Three pirates


Cruise into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country complain about happiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of laughter, a place or beers,
its a place of kids, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small place after all.

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