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The "it's that small place" attraction, February 3, 1969, 6:22 a.m.
"it's that small place"
September 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the tiny American Idol rejects of the six countries complain about joy and blocks without their parents' permission.
The "it's that small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or Sears,
its a place of play, its a place of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small place after all.
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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