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Image: The "it's that small land" attraction at park closing
"it's that small land"
January 7, 1989
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Cruise through scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the six continents complain about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or fears,
its a land of joy, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small land after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to experience this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
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