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The "it's that small land" dark ride, electronically considered to be the best suspenseful dark ride at Disneyland
"it's that small land"
February 10, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the youngsters of the country harmonize about opportunity and full employment despite all protests.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or beers,
its a land of play, its a land of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small land after all.
- Warning: during a power outage, this dark ride will be crammed full of disgruntled prison inmates.
- After experiencing this dark ride, it's recommended that you experience something that requires more patience.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Guests may get tired on this dark ride.
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