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The "it's that small land" attraction, temptingly stealing in the shrouded candlelight
"it's that small land"
May 6, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the not-to-scale apparently brainwashed children of the country shout about opportunity and full employment until unplugged.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or dears,
its a land of food, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small land after all.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more relaxing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from excessive chattiness or wrist, finger, knee, familial, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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