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The "it's that small land" attraction at park closing

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"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1989
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes


Cruise through scenes in which the figures representing the American Idol rejects of the six continents complain about sappiness and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of glory, a land or fears,
its a land of joy, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small land after all.

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