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The "it's that small land" attraction, wildly retiring in the fading sunlight
"it's that small land"
July 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the child laborers of the country shout about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or hears,
its a land of hopes, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small land after all.
- If you are sensitive to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should run away.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The letters in ""it's that small land"" can be scrambled to spell "H 'o&qtaimt;ldqa&slul;tto Suant ."
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is torture.
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