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Photo: A subtle view of "it's that small land" when it's not shrounded in children
"it's that small land"
March 22, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe caterwaul about sappiness and togetherness.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or gears,
its a land of joy, its a land of years,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small land after all.
- Warning: very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to have princess waivers.
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