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The "it's that small land" attraction, April 25, 2001, 12:32 p.m.
"it's that small land"
October 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the children of the world complain about beauty and chipmunks.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of children, a land or Sears,
its a land of kids, its a land of veers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small land after all.
- Warning: immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to go on.
- Expectant parents may send their children on alone.
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