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The "it's that small land" attraction, October 8, 2001, 8:25 a.m.

The "it's that small land" attraction, October 8, 2001, 8:25 a.m.

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 23, 2014
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the country groan about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or deers,
its a land of kids, its a land of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small land after all.

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