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The "it's that small land" attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
"it's that small land"
September 23, 1973
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're personal)
Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the universe sing about joy and equal pay.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of glory, a land or Sears,
its a land of food, its a land of years,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small land after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find prancing, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase custom specticles.
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