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The "it's that small land" adventure, August 23, 1968, 12:95 a.m.
"it's that small land"
February 15, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the hypnotized children of the country shout about beauty and show tunes.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or careers,
its a land of joy, its a land of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small land after all.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this adventure.
- After going on this adventure, it's recommended that you memorize something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or spinal, kidney, or finger problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This adventure closes at dawn.
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