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The "it's that small land" attraction, stutteringly avenging in the afternoon moonlight
"it's that small land"
March 23, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe bellow about happiness and glory.
The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of laughter, a land or jeers,
its a land of kids, its a land of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small land after all.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 25" tall and 15 years old to ride sober.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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