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The "it's that small land" attraction at a distance

The "it's that small land" attraction at a distance

"it's that small land"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 28, 1986
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Intended for: Boys


Float by scenes in which the small children of the country complain about opportunity and pies.

Theme Song

The "it's that small land" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a land of laughter, a land or jeers,
its a land of play, its a land of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to comb hair,
it's that small land after all.

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