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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a canyon

The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a canyon

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1973
Duration: 60 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Recommended for: Millionaires

Description

Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized children of the country harmonize about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or fears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small hell after all.

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