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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the plaza

The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the plaza

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 23, 2013
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Six and a quarter mouse ears

Description

Sail through scenes in which the seldom-blinking youths of the galaxy bellow about opportunity and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or fears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time with underwear,
it's that small hell after all.

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