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The "it's that small hell" attraction, September 1, 1955, 1:67 a.m.

The "it's that small hell" attraction, September 1, 1955, 1:67 a.m.

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 2002
Duration: 137 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Sail through scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the planet bellow about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or gears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small hell after all.

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