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Wally Boag's pacifier-screeching photo of "it's that small hell"

Photo: Wally Boag's pacifier-screeching photo of "it's that small hell"

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1979
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Rating: Seven happy faces


Sail past scenes in which the children of the country screech about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or beers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small hell after all.

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