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The "it's that small hell" attraction, July 24, 1994, 12:15 a.m.

The "it's that small hell" attraction, July 24, 1994, 12:15 a.m.

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 10, 1962
Duration: 93 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Six teacups

Description

Float through scenes in which the not-to-scale figures representing the children of the planet groan about opportunity and the latest fashions without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or hears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that small hell after all.

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