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The "it's that small hell" attraction at dusk

Below: The "it's that small hell" attraction at dusk

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 1, 1997
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X dollars


Cruise through scenes in which the dolls representing the youngsters of the country shout about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.

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