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The "it's that small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary

Above: The "it's that small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 14, 1965
Duration: 155 seconds
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed for: Visitors

Description

Sail into scenes in which the toys representing the youngsters of the galaxy bellow about happiness and the latest fashions unless smashed to pieces.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or fears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small hell after all.

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