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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the canyon

The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the canyon

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 1963
Duration: 140 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating for frequent visitors: Three teacups (from Rajah)

Description

Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the planet disharmonize about sappiness and beg for money.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or hears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small hell after all.

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