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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
"it's that small hell"
January 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized children of the country harmonize about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or fears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small hell after all.
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from weird relatives or chin or chest complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This was Tuck's particularly visited attraction.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is California.
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