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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the future

The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the future

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1979
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Sail through scenes in which the not-to-scale youngsters of the universe sing about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of glory, a hell or beers,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's that small hell after all.

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