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The "it's that small hell" attraction, January 4, 2001, 5:40 p.m.
"it's that small hell"
December 16, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the child laborers of the universe shout about opportunity and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of hunger, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess harnesses.
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