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"it's that small hell", a favorite attraction of Cogsworth
"it's that small hell"
May 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Sail into scenes in which the figures representing the hypnotized children of the country groan about opportunity and show tunes.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of fun, its a hell of peers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small hell after all.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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