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The "it's that small hell" dark ride, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary

The "it's that small hell" dark ride, which recently celebrated its magical anniversary

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: November 15, 1958
Duration: As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the world harmonize about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small hell after all.

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