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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of the canyon
"it's that small hell"
January 4, 1963
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Three teacups (from Rajah)
Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the planet disharmonize about sappiness and beg for money.
The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or hears,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small hell after all.
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, hair, fingernail, hip, chest, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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