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The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country

Picture: The "it's that small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Critter Country

"it's that small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1993
Duration: 28 seconds
Avg. queue length: 89 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the child laborers of the world groan about sappiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's that small hell" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of joy, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small hell after all.

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