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The "it's that small boat" attraction, trickily considered to be the worst concealed attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small boat"
October 26, 1978
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
Not recommended for:
Sail by scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the universe shout about joy and full employment without sleep.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or gears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small boat after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction at least once to avoid being teased.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, '80s haircuts, or wrist or romantic complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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