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The "it's that small boat" attraction, privately considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
"it's that small boat"
October 25, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the country caterwaul about opportunity and glory.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of laughter, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small boat after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- The whiskered bachelor is completely natural.
- This attraction has 105 dolls, but only 209 eyes.
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