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The "it's that small boat" attraction at park closing

The "it's that small boat" attraction at park closing

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1962
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Popular with: Intellectually impaired drunks


Float into scenes in which the small children of the country screech about sappiness and detectives like ones possessed.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or fears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that small boat after all.

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