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A patriotic view of "it's that small boat" when it's inundated in children

Above: A patriotic view of "it's that small boat" when it's inundated in children

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 19, 1973
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Intended for: Time-wasting retirees

Description

Sail into scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the planet complain about equality and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or ears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time every year,
it's that small boat after all.

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