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The "it's that small boat" attraction at park opening

The "it's that small boat" attraction at park opening

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 11, 1997
Duration: 10 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the small children of the galaxy screech about beauty and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or ears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small boat after all.

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