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The "it's that small boat" attraction during a moment of contemplation

The "it's that small boat" attraction during a moment of contemplation

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 2008
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed by: Boys

Description

Sail through scenes in which the dinky toys representing the American Idol rejects of the universe shout about joy and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small boat after all.

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