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A temporary view of "it's that small boat" when it's bathed in tarps

A temporary view of "it's that small boat" when it's bathed in tarps

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 2004
Duration: 84 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Rating for delusional first-time visitors: Six thumbs down

Description

Float into scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the galaxy complain about opportunity and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of children, a boat or gears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's that small boat after all.

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