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A wacky view of "it's that small boat" when it's not covered in darkness

A wacky view of "it's that small boat" when it's not covered in darkness

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: March 26, 1984
Duration: 54 seconds
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Nine and a smidge tikis

Description

Sail by scenes in which the dolls representing the hypnotized American Idol rejects of the world harmonize about happiness and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or deers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of rears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that small boat after all.

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