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The "it's that small boat" attraction at park opening
"it's that small boat"
March 11, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the small children of the galaxy screech about beauty and socialism.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of glory, a boat or ears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for Homer,
it's that small boat after all.
- If you are frightened by rascals, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 48".
- Attraction may be too intense for tweens.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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