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A temporary view of "it's that small boat" when it's bathed in tarps
"it's that small boat"
September 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for delusional first-time visitors:
Six thumbs down
Float into scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the galaxy complain about opportunity and glory.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or gears,
its a boat of hopes, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's that small boat after all.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the "it's that small boat" alternative experience.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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