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Jafar's costume-dusting photo of "it's that small boat"
"it's that small boat"
April 11, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the child laborers of the world shout about joy and beg for money.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of happy, a boat or beers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we're aware,
it's that small boat after all.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will talk to your friends.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Figaro was on hand to ride this attraction on its opening day.
- 9 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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