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The "it's that small boat" attraction, August 25, 1991, 7:92 a.m.

The "it's that small boat" attraction, August 25, 1991, 7:92 a.m.

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 8, 1977
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Ten cruisers (according to Bob Iger)

Description

Float past scenes in which the figures representing the child laborers of the galaxy caterwaul about happiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or hears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's that small boat after all.

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