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The "it's that small boat" attraction, September 20, 2006, 11:43 a.m.

Picture: The "it's that small boat" attraction, September 20, 2006, 11:43 a.m.

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 1, 1969
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes

Description

Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized child laborers of the country shout about beauty and full employment.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of laughter, a boat or ears,
its a boat of play, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small boat after all.

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