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The "it's that small boat" dark ride, neatly considered to be the premier electric dark ride at Disneyland

Photo: The "it's that small boat" dark ride, neatly considered to be the premier electric dark ride at Disneyland

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 17, 1957
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the barely mobile toys representing the American Idol rejects of the galaxy caterwaul about beauty and full employment in an endless loop.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of happy, a boat or deers,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time like a bear,
it's that small boat after all.

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