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The "it's that small boat" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that small boat"
March 8, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the dinky toys representing the American Idol rejects of the universe shout about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or jeers,
its a boat of kids, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's that small boat after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to cheer this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to have custom belts.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from April 1 to August 1.
- Historians have a secret book in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have been stranded on this attraction.
- All of the girl dolls are named Benji.
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