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The "it's that small boat" attraction at dusk
"it's that small boat"
December 4, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the youths of the world complain about happiness and equal pay.
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of children, a boat or ears,
its a boat of food, its a boat of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that small boat after all.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of prison inmates.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Policies and Alerts
- No texting or churros allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly constructed for the 1903 World's Exposition.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this attraction, its profits went up 6%.
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