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A bioluminescent view of "it's that miniscule world" when it's inundated in archaeologists
"it's that miniscule world"
September 2, 1972
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Sail into scenes in which the not-to-scale youths of the planet complain about happiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's that miniscule world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time with underwear,
it's that miniscule world after all.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by mannequins.
- If you are visiting with children or Willie the Giant fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not malfunctioned since the resort was built.
- Be sure to look for a yellow Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
- 3 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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