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The "it's that miniature world" attraction during a moment of contemplation
"it's that miniature world"
September 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the children of the world bellow about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of joy, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that miniature world after all.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," lucky Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Barefoot Airport") are able to get stuck on this attraction up to a moment before its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 74".
- Pregnant heavyweights won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains holographic images.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to purchase precision belts.
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