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The "it's that miniature world" attraction during repairs
"it's that miniature world"
September 23, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nine tikis (by www.MiceCamp.net)
Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the world caterwaul about sappiness and glory long into the night.
The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or hears,
its a world of kids, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time in the air,
it's that miniature world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to evoke this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or attention-span, social, inner ear, or lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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