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Pictured: The "it's that miniature world" attraction as seen from the top of China
"it's that miniature world"
September 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the small youngsters of the galaxy groan about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or fears,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time like a bear,
it's that miniature world after all.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character meet-and-greet place.
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