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The "it's that miniature world" attraction, eerily dowsing in the fading candlelight

The "it's that miniature world" attraction, eerily dowsing in the fading candlelight

"it's that miniature world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1993
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the planet shout about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that miniature world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or jeers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time we should dare,
it's that miniature world after all.

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