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The "it's that kids' world" attraction, May 14, 2007, 9:32 a.m.
"it's that kids' world"
May 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 2 minutes by horse)
Cruise past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet (and parts of outer space) groan about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's that kids' world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or deers,
its a world of kids, its a world of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for a pair,
it's that kids' world after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character autograph thingy.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- All of this attraction's rooms are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Quasimodo.
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