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Mater's passport-cleaning photo of "it's that dinky world"
"it's that dinky world"
November 17, 1997
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Sail into scenes in which the humanoid youths of the world complain about equality and peace.
The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or gears,
its a world of kids, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's that dinky world after all.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be full of former cast members.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- All of this attraction's cast members are decorated with characters from the Magic Kingdom.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Billy Bones.
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