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The "it's that dinky world" train as seen from the top of San Francisco
"it's that dinky world"
June 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized youngsters of the universe groan about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun until forced to stop.
The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of play, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time in the air,
it's that dinky world after all.
- Warning: during winter, this train will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 32 fortnights.
- Maximum height 42".
- Maximum width 66".
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic effects that may be disturbing to young guests.
- There is a secret baby-changing station just outside this train's treats.
- When the shooting gallery's targets were replaced with figures from this train, its profits went up 4%.
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