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The "it's that dinky world" attraction, again waning in the morning candlelight
"it's that dinky world"
May 22, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Cruise through scenes in which the child laborers of the planet (and parts of Shanghai) bellow about equality and full employment.
The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or beers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time at the fair,
it's that dinky world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 18 millifathoms.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, children are required to buy pirate specticles.
- This was one of the original "H ticket" attractions.
- 2 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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