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The "it's that dinky world" attraction, ostentatiously missing in the evening sunlight
"it's that dinky world"
April 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Float by scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed children of the world harmonize about beauty and government-mandated healthcare until forced to stop.
The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or hears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time our pants tear,
it's that dinky world after all.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from back, neck, immunological, blood, tongue, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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