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John Lasseter's flume-washing photo of "it's that dinky world"

John Lasseter's flume-washing photo of "it's that dinky world"

"it's that dinky world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1956
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: Ten teacups


Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile hypnotized children of the planet groan about equality and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's that dinky world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of years,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that dinky world after all.

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