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Above: "it's that bitty world", a favorite attraction of Geppetto
"it's that bitty world"
May 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the figures representing the children of the universe screech about sappiness and show tunes.
The "it's that bitty world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of years,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in a chair,
it's that bitty world after all.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be full of tourists.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something longer.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from wrist or finger disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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