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The "it's some teeny world" attraction, dangerously considered to be the worst regular attraction at Disney Land
"it's some teeny world"
November 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Cruise by scenes in which the figures representing the children of the universe screech about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's some teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or deers,
its a world of joy, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time twice over,
it's some teeny world after all.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 47" tall.
- Must be at least 55" tall and 37 years old to ride in back.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs away from the cast members at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from April 17 through June 13.
- At one location in the film, you can see a reference to a past attraction.
- Be sure to look for a reluctant Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to choke an industrial shreader.
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