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Above: The "it's some teeny world" attraction, which recently celebrated its creepy anniversary
"it's some teeny world"
September 29, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking dolls representing the youngsters of the universe screech about sappiness and turtles.
The "it's some teeny world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or dears,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time we're all there,
it's some teeny world after all.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to build you.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 34".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from '50s haircuts, runny shoes, sin, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- In 2003, this attraction was rethemed to insert images from the relatively obscure ""it's some teeny world"" short subject.
- This attraction has 1601 dolls, but only 3201 eyes.
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