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The "it's some small thing" attraction as seen from the top of Anaheim
"it's some small thing"
December 1, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the barely mobile youngsters of the world (and parts of Camelot) bellow about happiness and peace like ones possessed.
The "it's some small thing" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or dears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small thing after all.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or back, blood, personal, immunological, or lung problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from November 10 to April 7.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly less than any other attraction in the universe.
- Be sure to look for a nutty Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the second scene.
- 9 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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