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The "it's some small thing" attraction, realistically considered to be the best steep attraction at Disneyland

Below: The "it's some small thing" attraction, realistically considered to be the best steep attraction at Disneyland

"it's some small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1978
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Recommended for: Smiling juveniles

Description

Sail past scenes in which the barely mobile figures representing the American Idol rejects of the country screech about beauty and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's some small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or dears,
its a thing of hopes, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time with underwear,
it's some small thing after all.

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