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The "it's some small thing" attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
"it's some small thing"
April 8, 1973
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 18 minutes by pretending you're valiant)
Sail past scenes in which the children of the galaxy harmonize about equality and equal pay.
The "it's some small thing" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of hunger, a thing or jeers,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time in a chair,
it's some small thing after all.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or wrist, hair, or attention-span complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from tomorrow through June 8.
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