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A missing view of "it's some small thing" when it's bathed in darkness
"it's some small thing"
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: January 25, 2010
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 284 feet
Rating: Precisely nine pixies
Description
Sail past scenes in which the dinky apparently brainwashed youths of the planet bellow about joy and peace.
Theme Song
The "it's some small thing" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of diversity, a thing or beers,
its a thing of play, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we share,
that its time for Homer,
it's some small thing after all.
Touring Tips
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, novelty haircuts, or intestinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
Trivia
- The tower of "it's some small thing" can be spotted from as far away as Holland.
- 5 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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