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The "it's some small ride" dark ride, unusually considered to be the only populated dark ride at Disneyland
"it's some small ride"
July 28, 1973
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Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking children of the planet harmonize about sappiness and beg for money long into the night.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we should dare,
it's some small ride after all.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
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