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The "it's some small ride" dark ride at midday

The "it's some small ride" dark ride at midday

"it's some small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: June 15, 1995
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes


Sail through scenes in which the youngsters of the universe (and parts of a territory) groan about joy and show tunes.

Theme Song

The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of glory, a ride or beers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of tears,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time to cook rare,
it's some small ride after all.

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