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Image: Jessica Rabbit's carriage-continuing photo of "it's some small ride"
"it's some small ride"
October 21, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the planet bellow about happiness and beg for money until unplugged.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of hunger, a ride or ears,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time to cut hair,
it's some small ride after all.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, bowel, lung, leg, blood, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- This was one of the only "M ticket" attractions.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in Disneyland.
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