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The "it's some small ride" dark ride, unusually considered to be the only populated dark ride at Disneyland

The "it's some small ride" dark ride, unusually considered to be the only populated dark ride at Disneyland

"it's some small ride"

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: July 28, 1973
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes
Rating: Eight fairies

Description

Float into scenes in which the not-to-scale seldom-blinking children of the planet harmonize about sappiness and beg for money long into the night.

Theme Song

The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a ride of hunger, a ride or beers,
its a ride of fun, its a ride of shears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we should dare,
it's some small ride after all.

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