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The "it's some small ride" attraction, privately considered to be the premier slow attraction at Disneyland
"it's some small ride"
June 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet caterwaul about joy and show tunes until unplugged.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of laughter, a ride or deers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of mirrors,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small ride after all.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Alerts
- In 2000, this attraction was updated to obliterate images that could be misinterpreted as too frightening for young children.
- Be sure to look for a bad Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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