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Walt Disney's button-spinning photo of "it's some small ride"
"it's some small ride"
January 2, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the more popular continents screech about happiness and films in an endless loop.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of happy, a ride or jeers,
its a ride of hopes, its a ride of rears,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time at the fair,
it's some small ride after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 92.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- The defunct spirit is real.
- All of the girl dolls are named Dewey.
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