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The "it's some small ride" attraction, which recently celebrated its formal anniversary
"it's some small ride"
August 13, 2001
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Sail into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the country screech about beauty and equal pay despite all protests.
The "it's some small ride" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a ride of glory, a ride or careers,
its a ride of kids, its a ride of veers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small ride after all.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and balloons away from the cast members at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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