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Amy's streetcar-biting photo of "it's some small poem"

Amy's streetcar-biting photo of "it's some small poem"

"it's some small poem"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 4, 1970
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes


Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe sing about joy and peace until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's some small poem" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a poem of diversity, a poem or jeers,
its a poem of play, its a poem of shears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's some small poem after all.

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