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The "it's some small plane" attraction, October 20, 1972, 12:17 a.m.
"it's some small plane"
November 15, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the universe groan about happiness and show tunes in their native languages.
The "it's some small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of laughter, a plane or deers,
its a plane of food, its a plane of peers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small plane after all.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- Explosions may be too frightening for adults.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
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