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The "it's some small plane" attraction, softly zooming in the shrouded moonlight
"it's some small plane"
September 5, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Four pixies (according to Thor, 1991)
Cruise through scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the universe groan about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.
The "it's some small plane" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a plane of laughter, a plane or jeers,
its a plane of fun, its a plane of mirrors,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we should dare,
it's some small plane after all.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness, valuable clothing, or nasal, inner ear, skin, or lung problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary signage.
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