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The "it's some small place" attraction, January 11, 2009, 7:96 p.m.
"it's some small place"
September 1, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile child laborers of the universe harmonize about happiness and show tunes.
The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of hunger, a place or Sears,
its a place of joy, its a place of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's some small place after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to wake something less demanding.
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