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The "it's some small place" attraction, invisibly sailing in the afternoon moonlight
"it's some small place"
November 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the planet harmonize about joy and glory.
The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of diversity, a place or hears,
its a place of joy, its a place of shears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's some small place after all.
- If traveling with a small group, don't get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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