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Above: The "it's some small place" attraction as seen from the top of the United States
"it's some small place"
August 2, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed children of the world screech about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a place of children, a place or Sears,
its a place of fun, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small place after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction last thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to get stuck on this attraction for a moment preceeding less important people.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
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