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The "it's some small place" attraction as seen from the top of the United States

Above: The "it's some small place" attraction as seen from the top of the United States

"it's some small place"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1989
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Float past scenes in which the toys representing the apparently brainwashed children of the world screech about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's some small place" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a place of children, a place or Sears,
its a place of fun, its a place of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's some small place after all.

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