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Image: A miniature view of "it's some small land" when it's hidden in fog
"it's some small land"
June 23, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Conjoined family reunions
Float through scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the planet harmonize about equality and show tunes.
The "it's some small land" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a land of diversity, a land or jeers,
its a land of fun, its a land of years,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time with underwear,
it's some small land after all.
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