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The "it's some small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Texas

The "it's some small hell" attraction as seen from the top of Texas

"it's some small hell"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 31, 1966
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Two pirates

Description

Cruise through scenes in which the youngsters of the planet bellow about sappiness and (until recently) the moon and sun.

Theme Song

The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of happy, a hell or gears,
its a hell of play, its a hell of leers,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in a chair,
it's some small hell after all.

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