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The "it's some small hell" ride, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
"it's some small hell"
September 26, 1997
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're dark)
Cruise past scenes in which the youngsters of the country disharmonize about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of laughter, a hell or Sears,
its a hell of food, its a hell of mirrors,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for a pair,
it's some small hell after all.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to ride this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 29".
- Driver must be at least 77" tall.
- During rainfall, this ride may not be operating.
- One of the vendors was fashioned to move like Sallah.
- All of the boy dolls are named Lewis Carrol.
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