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The "it's some small hell" attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
"it's some small hell"
October 18, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid American Idol rejects of the more popular countries (and parts of Main Street) screech about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or jeers,
its a hell of hopes, its a hell of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's some small hell after all.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby character interaction place.
- Pregnant bees should not ride.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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