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The "it's some small hell" thrill ride, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

Pictured: The "it's some small hell" thrill ride, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary

"it's some small hell"

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 20, 1955
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Float into scenes in which the tiny humanoid children of the universe screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare until forced to stop.

Theme Song

The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's some small hell after all.

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