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Pictured: The "it's some small hell" thrill ride, which recently celebrated its colloquial anniversary
"it's some small hell"
July 20, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the tiny humanoid children of the universe screech about joy and government-mandated healthcare until forced to stop.
The "it's some small hell" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a hell of children, a hell or ears,
its a hell of kids, its a hell of shears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time to grow hair,
it's some small hell after all.
- Warning: in many cases, quite small children will want to ride this thrill ride multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, sin, or spinal, blood, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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