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A little view of "it's some small boat" when it's not covered in reeds

A little view of "it's some small boat" when it's not covered in reeds

"it's some small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 2003
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Designed for: Vacationing drunks

Description

Cruise into scenes in which the youths of the planet screech about happiness and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of diversity, a boat or gears,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of veers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some small boat after all.

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