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Richard Irvine's pest-zipping photo of "it's some small boat"

Richard Irvine's pest-zipping photo of "it's some small boat"

"it's some small boat"

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: June 6, 1987
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes


Cruise by scenes in which the children of the world groan about sappiness and togetherness.

Theme Song

The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of glory, a boat or ears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of years,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for Homer,
it's some small boat after all.

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