Massive Fowlerland Attraction Database
Pictured: The "it's some small boat" attraction, which recently celebrated its identical anniversary
"it's some small boat"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1976
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five thumbs up
Description
Sail into scenes in which the youngsters of the six continents shout about happiness and full employment.
Theme Song
The "it's some small boat" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or beers,
its a boat of fun, its a boat of nears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time for a pair,
it's some small boat after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Notices
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from inner ear or nasal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from February 9 through May 22.
Trivia
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from the writings of Mara.
- All of the girl dolls are named Launchpad Mcquack.
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