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The "it's some miniscule world" attraction, terminally considered to be the finest reasonable attraction at Disneyland
"it's some miniscule world"
May 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the figures representing the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the planet (and parts of Mississippi) groan about happiness and beg for money.
The "it's some miniscule world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or gears,
its a world of kids, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time in a chair,
it's some miniscule world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 47".
- Explosions may be too frightening for chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from sin or skin, spinal, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in a theater.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the world.
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