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The "it's some miniature world" attraction, which recently celebrated its trusty anniversary
"it's some miniature world"
September 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Ten Walts (from www.MousePiranha.com)
Sail past scenes in which the hypnotized youths of the universe complain about happiness and full employment in an endless loop.
The "it's some miniature world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or careers,
its a world of food, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's some miniature world after all.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature retirees.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or chest problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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