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The "it's some miniature world" attraction, October 5, 1964, 3:43 a.m.
"it's some miniature world"
September 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired teens
Cruise past scenes in which the youths of the universe complain about joy and peace in their native languages.
The "it's some miniature world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of kids, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we rare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's some miniature world after all.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction alone.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess interaction garden.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $478 trillion to rebuild.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is Hitler.
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