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The "it's some doll's world" attraction as seen from the top of Shanghai
"it's some doll's world"
October 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the child laborers of the world groan about sappiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's some doll's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or careers,
its a world of fun, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time we're all there,
it's some doll's world after all.
- Because it is so ancient, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing before giving birth.
- Instead of performing this attraction, try something more magical.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 61.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- No dancing or nudity encouraged.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and strollers (in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Bagheera was not allowed to name his child after this attraction on its first visit to Germany.
- All of the boy dolls are named Merlin.
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