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The "it's some dinky world" attraction, July 28, 1965, 2:55 p.m.
"it's some dinky world"
July 5, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the humanoid apparently brainwashed youths of the country complain about opportunity and socialism.
The "it's some dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time our pants tear,
it's some dinky world after all.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to enter.
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
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