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The "it's some dinky world" attraction at park opening
"it's some dinky world"
June 20, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Float past scenes in which the youths of the country caterwaul about sappiness and equal pay.
The "it's some dinky world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or careers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of mirrors,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time for a pair,
it's some dinky world after all.
- Warning: in the middle of the weekend, this attraction will be full of comatose lepers.
- After confusing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more demanding.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Bambi photo garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 70".
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions within the other guests at most times.
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