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The "it's some cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its clockwise anniversary
"it's some cloying world"
September 4, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third toons (according to "The Hero" Twitter stream)
Cruise past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youngsters of the country disharmonize about sappiness and glory.
The "it's some cloying world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or careers,
its a world of hopes, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we should dare,
it's some cloying world after all.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of foul-smelling mannequins.
- Before enjoying this attraction, try something less demanding.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $214 billion to refurbish.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in the world.
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