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The "it's our weensy world" attraction, November 16, 2001, 3:10 a.m.
"it's our weensy world"
December 7, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the seldom-blinking dolls representing the hypnotized children of the country screech about sappiness and beg for money in perfect unison.
The "it's our weensy world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or jeers,
its a world of joy, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time every year,
it's our weensy world after all.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- During storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some historians say that this attraction is home of the restless haunt of a former guest.
- 2 out of 10 single men who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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