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Below: The "it's our toys' world" attraction at dusk
"it's our toys' world"
July 17, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the small barely mobile children of the world bellow about beauty and full employment.
The "it's our toys' world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or ears,
its a world of play, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time like a bear,
it's our toys' world after all.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something longer.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Pregnant horseshoes won't want to run away.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to wear princess waivers.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance less than any other attraction in a place.
- All of the girl dolls are named Darlene Gillespie.
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