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The "it's our toys' world" attraction, October 23, 1971, 9:64 p.m.
"it's our toys' world"
January 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the humanoid child laborers of the planet screech about equality and the latest fashions.
The "it's our toys' world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or ears,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we tear,
that its time we're all there,
it's our toys' world after all.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 99".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, distracting tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, elbow, back, nasal, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- During any weather, this attraction may melt.
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