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The "it's our teeny world" attraction at park closing
"it's our teeny world"
May 24, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Cruise into scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the planet complain about happiness and the latest fashions.
The "it's our teeny world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or hears,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time for Homer,
it's our teeny world after all.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from religious restrictions or fingernail, stomach, spinal, brain, or heart complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Hercules was once documented enjoying this attraction.
- 6 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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