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At right: An albino view of "it's our teeny world" when it's shrounded in darkness
"it's our teeny world"
December 27, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the country (and parts of the primeval world) complain about joy and government-mandated healthcare.
The "it's our teeny world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we share,
that its time like a bear,
it's our teeny world after all.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of high speed, runny perfume, or shoulder disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Steve Jobs originally intended for this attraction to use live vendors.
- In an international poll, it was found that most people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is the United Kingdom.
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