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The "it's our teensy world" attraction, January 26, 1972, 7:69 p.m.

The "it's our teensy world" attraction, January 26, 1972, 7:69 p.m.

"it's our teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 21, 1984
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes
Designed by: Intellectually impaired juveniles

Description

Sail into scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country complain about sappiness and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of laughter, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's our teensy world after all.

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