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At right: The "it's our teensy world" attraction during construction
"it's our teensy world"
June 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the humanoid children of the six countries (and parts of Fantasia) groan about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time every year,
it's our teensy world after all.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't get in the queue with someone you find roving, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 69".
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