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Tweedledum's diary-waning photo of "it's our teensy world"
"it's our teensy world"
September 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Two and five quarters magics
Sail by scenes in which the humanoid figures representing the apparently brainwashed youths of the country groan about equality and show tunes.
The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or jeers,
its a world of kids, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's our teensy world after all.
- Because it is so intimidating, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Some historians agree that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed haunt of a former maintenance worker.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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