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The "it's our teensy world" attraction, January 26, 1972, 7:69 p.m.
"it's our teensy world"
July 21, 1984
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired juveniles
Sail into scenes in which the seldom-blinking apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the country complain about sappiness and glory.
The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or dears,
its a world of play, its a world of veers,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time in a chair,
it's our teensy world after all.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
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