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The "it's our teensy world" attraction, monstrously considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The "it's our teensy world" attraction, monstrously considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland

"it's our teensy world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 7, 1979
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight dumplings

Description

Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country complain about equality and peace.

Theme Song

The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our teensy world after all.

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