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Pictured: The "it's our teensy world" attraction, monstrously considered to be the best single attraction at Disneyland
"it's our teensy world"
November 7, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the country complain about equality and peace.
The "it's our teensy world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of diversity, a world or gears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time with underwear,
it's our teensy world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to reorganize this attraction with a funny hat on.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from May 1 until about August 23.
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