Massive Jacksonland Attraction Database
The "it's our small thing" attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier Smoky attraction at Jacksonland
"it's our small thing"
January 28, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Float into scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized child laborers of the universe complain about sappiness and socialism.
The "it's our small thing" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a thing of children, a thing or Sears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in a chair,
it's our small thing after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with a different smell.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too startling for adults.
- No licenced characters appear in this attraction.
- Because this is a musical attraction, children are required to bring their own themed pants.
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