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The "it's our small thing" attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier Smoky attraction at Jacksonland

The "it's our small thing" attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier Smoky attraction at Jacksonland

"it's our small thing"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1961
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Intended for: Vacationers

Description

Float into scenes in which the humanoid hypnotized child laborers of the universe complain about sappiness and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's our small thing" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a thing of children, a thing or Sears,
its a thing of fun, its a thing of rears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time in a chair,
it's our small thing after all.

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